Battle for Upper Middle Lower Earthlike Place

[Whiteness]

A 50% kill rate ain't bad.

a 100% death rate is!

[Jimer Lins]

A 50% kill rate ain't bad.

a 100% death rate is!

I regret it.

[Reese]

The Sea Battle to End All Sea Battles

Glorious Defending Navy #1
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His Lord Jareth's Defender of the Heavy Crotch Navy #2
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[Blackferne]

Baxct sea. Each force loses 1 navy. 2 remainign for Frank n Furter, 1 remaining for Lord Jareth.

[Jimer Lins]

Waiting to find if there's a retreat order before I roll my next attack.

[Reese]

Lord Jareth's Admiral looks at his white flag but prefers to go down fighting. To the Death!

[Jimer Lins]

Very well then:

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[Blackferne]

Frank n Furter has sunk Lord Jareth's battleship!

Reese roll your parting shot.

[Jimer Lins]

[Whiteness]

So I'm assuming Dood's not running when he has a fortress there...

Navy
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[Reese]

As the ship cracks in half Admiral Jager of Tightpantsia yells out "One last load in his face, lads!"

Sunken Navy
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[Jimer Lins]

As the ship cracks in half Admiral Jager of Tightpantsia yells out "One last load in his face, lads!"

Sunken Navy
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Ew.

[Blackferne]

As the ship cracks in half Admiral Jager of Tightpantsia yells out "One last load in his face, lads!"

Sunken Navy
[dice]31756:0[/dice]

You got one!

Don't get cocky kid.

Battle of the Baxt Sea has concluded. 1 ship remains.

[Reese]

Jimer may have me by the balls, but he doesn't realize Lord Jareth likes it like that

[Jimer Lins]

Jimer may have me by the balls, but he doesn't realize Lord Jareth likes it like that

[Reese]

Lord Jareth looks upon the puny Jimer with great package and disgust

[Dood]

Sorry, had interviews this morning, followed by a doctor's appt. and a migraine. Fun day.

I see there is killing to do.

10 Armies (+1 with fort)
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1 Fleet
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[Dood]

Have the commander of that fleet killed. Or better yet, send him over to Whitelandia - home of the white flags of surrender.

[Whiteness]

Joke's on you, I don't even HAVE 7 units for you to kill!

[Blackferne]

Combat has concluded.

Phase 4: Alliances and taxes.

Alliances expiring unless renewed: Dood+Reese
Alliances with 2 years left: Reese+Whitey
Alliance pending confirmation of renewal: Jimer+Dood

Taxes:
Tightpantsia: 9 gold
Whitey: 8 gold
Dood: 10 gold
Franklandia: 13 gold

If you have no alliance business, feel free to PM or IM builds and we can get to year 5.

[Dood]

Did you not get my Alliance PM?

[Jimer Lins]

Sorry, was busy this morning. I've confirmed the alliance between Franklandia and the Dooderinos will continue.

[Blackferne]

And so it was written that the South remained resolute in standing against Northern Aggression or something.

[Blackferne]

Year five builds:
Reese - 9 armies in Borl
Jimer- 3 armies Junis, 10 in Hissel
Dood- 10 armies in Neep
Whitey- 8 armies in mortaus


Map is updated
Current Treaties
Dood+Jimer (3 years left)
Reese+Whitey (2 years left)

Movement orders are now being accepted for year 5.

[Reese]

Lord Jareth of Tightpantsia, Defeater of Erectile Dysfunction, Master of Baiting, Abandoner of Whitness survey's his Southern Border for what the creepy tranny has planned. Lord Jareth never trusts a man in drag.