Congrats Reese!

[Blackferne]

Per bookface he is at the hospital with his wife for the delivery of their daughter.

Welcome to fatherhood, it is quite the trip.

[Bulwark]

too bad you couldn't have scheduled it for 2 days sooner to get the tax break.

[Furiel]

What is this book-face you speak of? I've heard of face-space, twit-book and my-ter, but not this book-face you speak of.

[Happyclam]

Congrats man. Hope the broodspawn doesn't turn out to be the anti-Alvis or something.

[Reese]

Thanks all. We are 17 hours in and still no baby. Probably another 7 hours to go. I have given up all hope for sleep. If you want to celebrate the future Alvian priestess you can send a check to the "babysitters so Reese can sleep" fund.

[Blackferne]

Thanks all. We are 17 hours in and still no baby. Probably another 7 hours to go. I have given up all hope for sleep. If you want to celebrate the future Alvian priestess you can send a check to the "babysitters so Reese can sleep" fund.

If she debuts today looks like 2 future Alvian priestesses will share a birthday.

[Furiel]

Sounds like it's about time to have your podling's host cut open and gutted like a fish so they can safely remove her...

[Reese]

Sounds like it's about time to have your podling's host cut open and gutted like a fish so they can safely remove her...

The podling host has been given the requisite drugs and is playing spinal tap at 11. I think it's only a short matter of time before the hatchling emerges to feed. I only hope we are all prepared for one more blood Reese in this world.

[Furiel]

This is the image I see currently when I think of this event...

[Reese]

There are far more needles and tubes. But close to accurate. I really should not be posting from delivery but hell my wife is testing people. How I love technology.

[Blackferne]

There are far more needles and tubes. But close to accurate. I really should not be posting from delivery but hell my wife is testing people. How I love technology.

Yes and this test you are failing.

Give her our well wishes, and when the baby comes put the grandparents to work.

[Happyclam]

And we want pictures. Not of your wife's gaping vagina but of the actual baby, please.

[Reese]

And we want pictures. Not of your wife's gaping vagina but of the actual baby, please.

Way to go and ruin the surprise Clam.

Oh and I meant she was texting folks so that's why technology is awesome.

I'll post photos.

[Reese]

Dear first diaper. F U

Reagan Octavia Reese
Born 1/3/2011
8lbs, 12oz

[Takanudo]

Mazel tov!

-Takanudo ( )

[Reese]

Hey. Look. A baby.

[Dood]

As I said on your wife's FB post of the photo: Thank God that baby looks like her mother.

Mozoltov!

[Cuspar]

Congrats Reese! (FYI, my son has dibs on all future Alvian Princess hotties with US passports.)

[Furiel]

Congrats Reese! (FYI, my son has dibs on all future Alvian Princess hotties with US passports.)

Ummmm, are you sure you want to do? Hell, I'm not sure I want you to do that? Have you seriously considered the potential implications? Do you think the world is ready/could handle the offspring that such a union could create???

[Roza]

Congoratulationz!

[Kitoshi]

Beware the fresh podlings... I hear they rather enjoy eating brains... At least that's what Roza tells me.

[Furiel]

They're delicious when boiled in cheese and deep fried...

[Blackferne]

Congrats Reese! (FYI, my son has dibs on all future Alvian Princess hotties with US passports.)

If your kid can score higher on college entrance exams than my daughter I'll consider allowing a 1st date. But since you cant get higher than a perfect score I guess I won't have to worry.

[Takanudo]

I look forward to Alvian inbreeding.

-Takanudo (wants to create a race of uber-trolls that will dominate the internet.)

[Happyclam]

Reagan Octavia Reese
Born 1/3/2011
8lbs, 12oz

Hail Caesar!