LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Dood » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:01 pm

Jimer Lins wrote:I just realized that Reese hasn't posted in this entire thread- has anyone spoken with him recently? Is he OK?
He's fine. He's dealing with a massive project at work as well as selling his house and moving his family across town. He's a bit swamped is all.
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Jimer Lins » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:05 pm

Dood wrote:
Jimer Lins wrote:I just realized that Reese hasn't posted in this entire thread- has anyone spoken with him recently? Is he OK?
He's fine. He's dealing with a massive project at work as well as selling his house and moving his family across town. He's a bit swamped is all.
OK, good to know. I went back over his posts and when I realized he hadn't been around I got a little worried about him. :)
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Reese » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:06 pm

Dood wrote:
Jimer Lins wrote:I just realized that Reese hasn't posted in this entire thread- has anyone spoken with him recently? Is he OK?
He's fine. He's dealing with a massive project at work as well as selling his house and moving his family across town. He's a bit swamped is all.
(OOC: Sorry everyone, life got fucking crazy, this is the first time I have even seen the forums, will try to read and re-take over the role of Gobo)
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Dood » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:13 pm

Reese wrote:
Dood wrote:
Jimer Lins wrote:I just realized that Reese hasn't posted in this entire thread- has anyone spoken with him recently? Is he OK?
He's fine. He's dealing with a massive project at work as well as selling his house and moving his family across town. He's a bit swamped is all.
(OOC: Sorry everyone, life got fucking crazy, this is the first time I have even seen the forums, will try to read and re-take over the role of Gobo)
Let me 'splain. No, would take too long. Lemme sum up.

We're in a tower fighting goblins and fire-spitting beetle people. You're the heart on the map here: https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/11f7 ... zbOhI/edit

You've been hit for 9 damage.

It's your turn to hit people. And GO..bo.
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Furiel » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:29 pm

[ooc]Also we're generally using witty one-liners or puns as best we can with each attack. I started it because I"m a terrible person.[/ooc]
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Reese » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:40 pm

Gobo will look like a bit of his soul has returned. He is angry and his rage fills his sword as he brings Cleave down upon N

"Loreat wux shashtiup scum. In the name of my Clan I deliver justice upon your skull."

Cleave vs AC
[dice]0[/dice]
If Hit
[dice]1[/dice]
And adjacent enemy P takes +4 dmg

As Gobo finishes swinging he says to P "You will taste my blade as well you shashtiup bug"
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Blackferne » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:48 pm

Gobo misses.
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Blackferne » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:42 pm

Processing the turn:
Trinal killed L and damaged M
Dood's attacks were transferred to M making him bloodied.
Spintik killed Q
Stavis slid P into N and did damage
Gobo had a narrow missed cleave on the pair.

Team Goblin
P does a flame blast only gobo is in the target area
attk vs ac
[dice]0[/dice]
dmg
[dice]1[/dice]

N attacks Gobo
attk vs ac
[dice]2[/dice]
if hit dmg
[dice]3[/dice]

M goes to trinal and attacks
attk vs ac
[dice]4[/dice]
if hit dmg
[dice]5[/dice]
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Blackferne » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:43 pm

Trinal takes 3.
Gobo is missed.
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Jimer Lins » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:55 pm

Trinal leers maniacally at the goblin, then giggles.

Tempest breath (close blast 3)
d20+7 vs Reflex
12+7=19


Damage: 2d6+7 =10+7=17

If hit, he can't gain CA until end of my next turn. I gain concealment until my next turn regardless.
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Jimer Lins » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:59 pm

dood and I seem to have dueling posts, lol.
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Dood » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:00 pm

[ooc]Can I hold for a second to see if Jimer has felled M? That's the one problem with simultaneous combat, I can't tell when someone is dead. I deleted my previous post because Jimer got his in first and that's a fucking walloping.[/ooc]
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Blackferne » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:01 pm

Trinal has killed Goblin M
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Blackferne » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:02 pm

Dood wrote:[ooc]Can I hold for a second to see if Jimer has felled M? That's the one problem with simultaneous combat, I can't tell when someone is dead. I deleted my previous post because Jimer got his in first and that's a fucking walloping.[/ooc]
You can always request that in a case of simultaneous posts to "redo your turn". However whomever posts first will have their action considered as "has happened".
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Dood » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:06 pm

Blackferne wrote:Trinal has killed Goblin M
In that case...

Ham'mon moves in the direction of M but sees his lifeless body hit the floor. He jumps over the corpse and shouts for the attention of N.

"Sia ominak ui Ham'mon Aeghs - cha'sid di Pelor vur jacida radiant mitne di filkiati. dout whedabra ui sva vin sulta sjek wux tir ti tepoha aesh!"

As he reaches the point where N is now between him and Gobo he yells, "Your darkness shall not escape my light!", and brings his sword down on him.

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Oath of Enmity on N.
Move 6 squares to take position behind N, granting flanking/CA

Bond of Pursuit (with CA)

Attack vs. AC (use higher, CA added +1 for total +9 bonus)
[dice]0[/dice]
[dice]1[/dice]

Damage
[dice]2[/dice]

And if Gobo attacks N, trigger Divine Guidance, allowing him two attack rolls and choosing the higher on his attack.
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Jimer Lins » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:07 pm

Dood wrote:[ooc]Can I hold for a second to see if Jimer has felled M? That's the one problem with simultaneous combat, I can't tell when someone is dead. I deleted my previous post because Jimer got his in first and that's a fucking walloping.[/ooc]
[ooc:]

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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Blackferne » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:09 pm

Dood hits N for 7 dmg.
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Jimer Lins » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:10 pm

[ooc- nice move on flanking them]
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Maizan » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:34 pm

Spintik uses the heal from Stavis. Moves to square indicated on Map and Marks him with HQ and unloads,
Twin Strike

if hit

2nd

if hit

Quary damage


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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Maizan » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:36 pm

Percentile: Ouch
10's

01's


Ouch, must be the really really bad commentary.
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Reese » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:49 pm

Gobo sneers at N and growls loudly as he swings he sword at his enemy's braincase.

"You may as well quit while you still have a head"

Cleave vs AC
[dice]0[/dice]
Free Ham Roll [dice]2[/dice]
If Damage
[dice]1[/dice] and P takes +4 dmg
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Blackferne » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:54 pm

Maizan who are you shooting at?
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Maizan » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:07 pm

crap missed stating that again. The other bug P. Could have swore I wrote that in.
edit: since i did roll a one, maybe I was aiming at my foot, and shot a bug by accident?....
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Blackferne » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:09 pm

Maizan misses's shot 1 and hits with shot 2.
Gobo hits both targets with his cleave.
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Re: LPDnD: The Goblins, The Bad, and the Ugly

Post by Blackferne » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:09 pm

Waiting on Stavis.
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