I need quotes about us.

[Furiel]

The Church of Alvis- better than those bastards in Pod Six since 2003.
Drunken bantha races in downtown Theed. What the hell more do you want?

Should be "What more do you want, what more could you need?"

Make it rhyme you limp-tongued mynoch!

I think we have a new nominee, however I'd correct the spelling of mynock

And even though new members might not get it, if we are going for Alvian quotables then we need to have the one truly lasting contribution I made to the forums...

Take it to the Trade Forums monkey boy!!!

The TFMB will be with you, always.

[Dood]

TFMB! Yes!

I would also submit "Eek eek. Troll monkey fling poop!" -Furiel

[Blackferne]

Added the TFMB stuff, monkey fling poo.

Not sure how to handle Dood's correction of Jimers quote. Though I do like "Make it rhyme you limp-tongued mynock!" -Dood completely out of context.

[Vespasian]

Happyclam wrote:Good Evening sir, I'm calling to talk to you about the bible. Do you read the bible, sir? *click*

Blackferne wrote:I don't know how vesp's mind works, nor do I wish to know.

Veela wrote:This thread makes me cry. A lot.

Blackferne wrote:Holy shit you are ONLY 23? God I'm old.

Leth wrote:The title of this thread is decieving.

Kitoshi wrote:I don't like cheese...

Vespasian wrote: You'd get sweaty too if you were supposed to stay 250 feet away from all elementary schools.

Vespasian wrote: I would too if Blackie was stalking me.

[Kitoshi]

Oh yeah, I don't like cheese.

[Dood]

Oh yeah, I don't like cheese.

There's something seriouslythefuck wrong with you. Even the lactose-challenged love cheese. Do I need to remind you that our church was founded by Cheese?

[Kitoshi]

Did I also forget to mention that Rum sucks?

[Dood]

Did I also forget to mention that Rum sucks?

Which rum? Captain Morgan? I think we're in agreement there, son.

[Sir Psyko]

Did I also forget to mention that Rum sucks?

I hereby call for immediate banishment. Grounds: heresy and uncontrolled sobrietyism (yes, I'm making up words now). And he doesn't like cheese.


For the quotes there has to be something about Dood-Brand Kliknik Chow (maybe "it may be cloned, but they still love it" or something).

[Kitoshi]

You have to remember. I'm from Kentucky. I <3 Bourbon.

[Vespasian]

You have to remember. I'm from Kentucky. I <3 Bourbon.

And you hate d00d. And his rum.

[Furiel]

You have to remember. I'm from Kentucky. I <3 Bourbon.

So you admit to being a spiritist then. You hate a type of alcohol based merely on it's type. Those are not the teaching of Alvis young one... Alvis welcomes spirits of all kinds to his table. Except that N/A shit, you bring that and I swear I'll rip your arm off and beat you about the head and neck with it until you are dead. Then I'll repeat with your parents for bringing an abomination such as yourself into this world and not having the decency to put you down immediately.

Sorry, where was I? Oh yeah, Alvis welcomes all kinds of liquor to his table. If it can get you fighting drunk then it's OK with him.

[njessi]

Did you add "It's not arson if there are marshmallows involved."

What was the other one from that night?

[Dood]

You have to remember. I'm from Kentucky. I <3 Bourbon.

Bourbon's good. It's what they use to prepare barrels for aging rum.

I'm a big fan of Evan Williams, Four Roses and Bulleit.

I prefer rye though. It has flavor.

[Blackferne]

Did you add "It's not arson if there are marshmallows involved."

What was the other one from that night?

Yes I did. As well as Dood's universal solution and the misattributed quote to his dad about not being drunk, just swallowing wrong.

[Vespasian]

Blackferne Said: "Yes there is a way. Do I know where even to begin? Nope."

[Blackferne]

Blackferne Said: "Yes there is a way. Do I know where even to begin? Nope."

Haha perfect.