So after dropping Gabby off at her moms I went to Target to pick up some snacks for my lunches. I grabbed the stuff I wanted and I was headed up front to check out and as I was walking past this fat chick I let out a loud belch. She looks at me and says "Ewwww, gross" and without missing a beat I just look at her and said "Sorry, I thought that was your mating call."
I had expected her moment of shock to allow me time to escape unscathed, but alas no, she slapped me before I could actually make an effective move to escape.
Looking back on it now I have been forced to come to one inevitable conclusion...it was totally worth it.
