Unrepentant Responds

[Sir Psyko]

I'll be there to personally kick your ass and piss on your grave, Unrepentant!

My characters name is Dashl, by the way. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise...

And then, upon our victory, we Alvians shall do nothing but over the death of such pantsless fools!

And by the way... Pants are for men. You, Psyko, can have fun in your Inquisitors SKIRT.

What the hell?

I believe he's writing checks your ass is intended to cash.

And since I know Dashl has an Imperial Alt, I think it would be funny as hell to see him group up with Unrepentant just to stomp Durai


And trust me, the breeze feels really good down there.

[Gris]

Also Gris, I appreciate the modification of your guys intended event for Sith Saturday. As HarpLager said:

We will now be starting at 6PM EST to accommodate the Alvis gets Sodimized by Sith event.

Yeah.. Pretty sure he was pulling some hair out. He went into scramble mode in our officer forums trying to make it happen. I'll pass on your gratitude! I'm sure after we are finished beating you into submission so badly that you all roll Sith alts to escape the anguish and embarrassment that you could find some low level Ueys to help you grind over the next few days since our event will be spread out into waves.

I have my bottle of Jameson Irish Whiskey all ready for Saturday night.

I'm mulling over whether to serve on the rocks or not.

PS: I'm pretty sure we have several members who can match any Unrepentant guy Dark Side point for Dark Side Point. Jeezbus Th'wicked the Loathsome or Dashl Sivad the Loathsome to name a few.

The only thing being serve on the rocks tonight will be you!!! I'd throw taunts and say the same about points but I am pretty sure I am the only light V in Unrepentant...

Btw, there will be no rum, as Alvis himself stated: "Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast."

And just to be clear, it is you, Gris, and the rest of Unrepentant that are the nonbelievers who ruined his feast.

PS. You 50 yet Gris?

In Unrepentant we spend less time making up dandy lore about the eating habits of false deities and more time devouring the souls of our overconfident, under-intoxicated, and disturbingly overdressed quarry. If you so much as desire one iota of a chance of walking away from this, you shall satisfy my craving for shrubberies!

Have I hit 50 yet??? BAH! Them's fightin words!

[Durai]

Oh, I wasn't writing checks for Dashl to cash.

I just know he's good enough to destroy both of you.








I also know that I am not.

But thanks for ruining my whole "you two attack Dashl while I mortar volley your skirts off" strategy. Not that Dashl would require any sort of help with killing two unworthy Imp rejects.

[Dashl]

Yep, think I will roll with one of my Sith's.

[Durai]

Yep, think I will roll with one of my Sith's.

I am so fucking boned....

[Blackferne]

Yep, think I will roll with one of my Sith's.

I am so fucking boned....

It could be much worse. Dashl could just drop guild for the night and dedicate himself to your torment. If he is on his sith alt you at least might have a fighting chance.

Sent from Nar Shadaa using Tapanudo.

[Durai]

Yep, think I will roll with one of my Sith's.

I am so fucking boned....

It could be much worse. Dashl could just drop guild for the night and dedicate himself to your torment. If he is on his sith alt you at least might have a fighting chance.

Sent from Nar Shadaa using Tapanudo.

In a 1 v 1 matchup, I think I can take on anybody that's the same level as myself. But Psyko? I'm confident he's a 50. Gris? He isn't, I don't think, but he could be a 45. Which, in my case, might as well be a 50.

Dashl's alt? I know it's not a 50.

Regardless, I've been on here spewing verbal diahhrea for two days.

As I said:



I'm fucking boned.

[Furiel]

Yep, think I will roll with one of my Sith's.

I am so fucking boned....

It could be much worse. Dashl could just drop guild for the night and dedicate himself to your torment. If he is on his sith alt you at least might have a fighting chance.

Sent from Nar Shadaa using Tapanudo.

In a 1 v 1 matchup, I think I can take on anybody that's the same level as myself. But Psyko? I'm confident he's a 50. Gris? He isn't, I don't think, but he could be a 45. Which, in my case, might as well be a 50.

Dashl's alt? I know it's not a 50.

Regardless, I've been on here spewing verbal diahhrea for two days.

As I said:



I'm fucking boned.

Just be sure you take it like a slut and grab your 20 off the dresser when you are done.

[Durai]

You're right, Furiel.

I have to do my Psyko impression.

[Gris]

Yawn...

[Cuspar]

I hate/love you all!

[Furiel]

Yawn...

You weren't that bored when I was killing you..while you were still wearing pants!!

[Sir Psyko]

I was not wearing pants the whole time! I've got some SS that I'll get up later on, probably tomorrow. Not sure how much is worth posting as I was pretty lagged most of the time more than a few met.

We had fun. Archaic did as well... I invited them to join us against you just this morning, not knowing that Joun had invited them as a third party... different people contacted yielded a different result, though it was a worthy initiation for your new members... I remember dying frequently was always a theme. It was unexpected that we would out level you by that much (no idea they'd roll with more geared 50's than us), and the 3-way was a lot of fun as well, I think it was pretty evenly matched. But never trust a Sith!

We'd like to do it again sometime, maybe with a bit more notice in advance (we're a really difficult bunch to organize into anything).

Until then, I stand by the fact that I killed (or did most damage to) Durai 3 times while not wearing pants. Don't mess with the Sith!

[Gris]

Those aren't pants in this pic, those are my very shapely, and perfectly twin-sun bronzed legs! Maybe if you guys had taken your heavy pants off you wouldn't ahve gotten tired so quickly. Every time I saw you guys you were lying on the ground relaxing..




Good times everyone! It was great seeing so many people show up!!! I felt a little bad for you guys at the beginning and am glad Archaic broke off into their own group to help spread things out some. It made for a better event all around.

[Dohbiwan]

Thanks for the invites, we all had a blast! Looking forward to more drunkenly brawls in the future, even if we have to wear pants.

[Durai]

I was not wearing pants the whole time! I've got some SS that I'll get up later on, probably tomorrow. Not sure how much is worth posting as I was pretty lagged most of the time more than a few met.

We had fun. Archaic did as well... I invited them to join us against you just this morning, not knowing that Joun had invited them as a third party... different people contacted yielded a different result, though it was a worthy initiation for your new members... I remember dying frequently was always a theme. It was unexpected that we would out level you by that much (no idea they'd roll with more geared 50's than us), and the 3-way was a lot of fun as well, I think it was pretty evenly matched. But never trust a Sith!

We'd like to do it again sometime, maybe with a bit more notice in advance (we're a really difficult bunch to organize into anything).

Until then, I stand by the fact that I killed (or did most damage to) Durai 3 times while not wearing pants. Don't mess with the Sith!

First of all, for the majority of the fight, I fought NUDE.

Secondly, the first one to kill me... Wasn't you. It was Gris.

Third of all, we were MUCH drunker than you.

Finally, by the time I'm initiated (I haven't been in long enough to have been initiated last night) I will be lv50. And then I'm going to dip my sack into your glass of booze and make you drink it.

EDIT: Sorry. My ROBOT sack will be dipped into your booze.

[Leth]

I so wanted to be there for this. But I got to spend my time filling out crime reports. Fucking drunks fighting everywhere last night, including in mah store. They learned the eroor of that real quick.