APPLICATION: I found the capslock...

[SemperAwesome]

1. What is your name?
Abe, and my dad used to tell me tales of Luke Skywalker as bedtime stories.


2. What is your attraction to the Church of Alvis?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHUzRm1kx5E

...And Star Wars. Plus, my buddies told me they were all going to play here and told me I had no choice(Arrican).

3. Please describe in detail your favorite gaming moment. This should be a good story not just a one liner like "I beat Mario, the credits rolled. It was awesome."
Let me preface this with the fact that I was 12 at the time, but this is still one of the strongest gaming memories I have. You know, back to the roots and whatnot.
So there I was. My level 78 Blastoise vs. Gary's level something or another Venasaur. I was down to about 3/4 life and he only had a quarter health bar left. After
a couple of tackles(like a boss), I became the Champion of Pokemon. I don't remember much about it now seeing as how I've moved on to bigger and better things,
but that was the first game I ever beat on my own with no help and the sense of accomplishment at beating Gary (I called him pooppants) and becoming a pokemon
champion at such a young age was awesome. I swear I'll never make a pokemon reference after this, unless a girl will let me squirtle over her jigglypuffs. Word.

[Bulwark]

Isn't there a bylaw that states: "Thou shalt not allow acceptance into thy guild any member with a number of year less than that of Eke the Brigand" ?

[Arrican]

He's legal, he just said his favorite memory was when he was 12.

He's like 20 something, r/l friend of mine.

[Cuspar]

Welcome to COA!

[Blackferne]

Three posts last night from people who should have the power to make him an official altarsquid.

I did it this morning.

[Furiel]

Three posts last night from people who should have the power to make him an official altarsquid.

I did it this morning.

Not it!!!

[Arrican]

Honestly I need a tutorial onforum guild management. I'm nervous to mess with options I dont understand in those menus. Sorry, I'll never screw up again. Please don't beat me Blackie!!!

[Furiel]

Honestly I need a tutorial onforum guild management. I'm nervous to mess with options I dont understand in those menus. Sorry, I'll never screw up again. Please don't beat me Blackie!!!

Check the tutorial in The College of Cardinals. The pic links are broken, or at least appear to be when I just looked at it again, but it goes over everything we need to know about forum admin.

[Dodd Formeianna]

Welcome, fellow altarsquid.

[Happyclam]

I dunno....he seems kind of fruity to me...

I mean, seriously, who would put up a Blastoise against a Venasaur, when a PurpleNurple would so obviously be superior in such an example.