I've linked a couple but this made me realize they mesh very well with our sense of humor.

(hovertext reads: The silver bullets might still work though.)
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php
Daily Affirmation: Any day you can make Reese upset, is a day you can go to sleep at night knowing you have impacted the world in a positive way.Reese wrote:i am profoundly upset this is the first I have ever seen of this comic. dutifully added and soon to be quoted.
Blackferne wrote:Daily Affirmation: Any day you can make Reese upset, is a day you can go to sleep at night knowing you have impacted the world in a positive way.Reese wrote:i am profoundly upset this is the first I have ever seen of this comic. dutifully added and soon to be quoted.
I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.
I've only been to coldstone once. It felt like a tremor went up and down my spine, as if it'd bankrupt me, I'd triple in size and have to start drinking insulin foe diabetes. Not to mention the guy working with the ice cream not wearing gloves and not cleaning the counter.Blackferne wrote:I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.
It has been awhile since I been to one, especially with all the local soft serve places open for the summer, but don't they work with tools?vespasian wrote:I've only been to coldstone once. It felt like a tremor went up and down my spine, as if it'd bankrupt me, I'd triple in size and have to start drinking insulin foe diabetes. Not to mention the guy working with the ice cream not wearing gloves and not cleaning the counter.Blackferne wrote:I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.
They're supposed to, but this fine upstanding individual wasn't. I'm just glad he was working and not collecting unemployment.Homeslice513 wrote:It has been awhile since I been to one, especially with all the local soft serve places open for the summer, but don't they work with tools?vespasian wrote:I've only been to coldstone once. It felt like a tremor went up and down my spine, as if it'd bankrupt me, I'd triple in size and have to start drinking insulin foe diabetes. Not to mention the guy working with the ice cream not wearing gloves and not cleaning the counter.Blackferne wrote:I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.
Not a fan of Annies White Chocolate Ice Cream?Blackferne wrote:I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.
Do you mean Amy's Ice Cream? They use too much lard for my taste.Gandolfini wrote:Not a fan of Annies White Chocolate Ice Cream?Blackferne wrote:I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.
What the hell man! I'm just happy you've got a handle on whats good for you and whats not. I know how difficult it can be to control yourself and resist the temptation for sugary, fattening deliciousness.Blackferne wrote:Do you mean Amy's Ice Cream? They use too much lard for my taste.Gandolfini wrote:Not a fan of Annies White Chocolate Ice Cream?Blackferne wrote:I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.
Pre-emptive F U to vesp.
So you're saying you aren't a cannibal then?Blackferne wrote:Do you mean Amy's Ice Cream? They use too much lard for my taste.Gandolfini wrote:Not a fan of Annies White Chocolate Ice Cream?Blackferne wrote:I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.
Pre-emptive F U to vesp.
From now on I'd advise that everyone should refrain from making any comments that can be construed in any way, shape or form, to Blackies weight as he has a complex and he'll snap my head off and rip me limb from limb. Talk about an emo goth chick. Sheesh. A little touchy, no?Blackferne wrote:Sorry I was expecting any post I make with the word lard that you would make a sappy emotional "it just wants to get home, why don't you want it in its home" type post.
I didn't think that was possible.Blackferne wrote: ...too much lard for my taste.
Oops. Too late.vespasian wrote:From now on I'd advise that everyone should refrain from making any comments that can be construed in any way, shape or form, to Blackies weight as he has a complex and he'll snap my head off and rip me limb from limb. Talk about an emo goth chick. Sheesh. A little touchy, no?Blackferne wrote:Sorry I was expecting any post I make with the word lard that you would make a sappy emotional "it just wants to get home, why don't you want it in its home" type post.