Battle for Upper Middle Lower Earthlike Place

[Blackferne]

Map updated. Dornt is only active hotspot.

4 v 1.

[Whiteness]

I will tuck tail and run back to Garto

[Blackferne]

Combat phase complete.
Year 3 phase 4. Taxation:

Reese (AKA Jareth of Tightpantsia aka Green)- 9gold
Whitey- (aka Red) 9 gold
Dood (AKA Yellow)- 9 gold
Jimer (AKA Frank n Furter AKA blue)- 12 gold.

Current Treaties:
Dood+Reese- 1 year remaining
Jimer + Dood- 1 year remaining

Are there any new alliances?

If not send me build orders for Year 4 phase 1.

[Dood]

Are you guys like, not rolling the dice right?

[Blackferne]

Looking for Jareth of Tightpantsia'a build order.

[Reese]

Looking for Jareth of Tightpantsia'a build order.

Lord Jareth is waiting on a few signal flares to go off first...

[Reese]

Lord Jareth of Tightpantsia declares "We Love Whitey" day in Borl as a peaceful alliance is announced. May 3 long years of plenty ensue.

[Blackferne]

A treaty has been reached between Whitey and Lord Jareth (AKA Reese) of Tighpantsia. The treaty will run through years 4,5 and 6.

Now I just need builds from Lord Jareth.

[Blackferne]

Year 4 phase 1:
builds

Spoiler:

Dood-
Which will likely see the immediate reconquering by Whitey.

Fort in Neep
5 armies in Perst.

Jimer-
No alliances for me this turn.
Builds: 6 armies in Hissel, 4 armies in Frot and one navy in Frot.
Whitey-
7 armies
1 navy

Reese- 9 armies

Reminder the following alliances expire this year:
Dood+ Jimer
Dood+Reese
If units are in "allied territory" in phase 4 and the treaty is not renewed the units must retreat to a safe zone. If that is not possible they will be destroyed.

Next up Year 4 phase 2, movement.

[Blackferne]

That was fast, just need Dood's moves then there will be blood!

[Reese]

Lord Jareth looks south, a concerned wind blows across his beleagured bulge

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my army go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will retreat from you"

[Blackferne]

Year 4 Phase 2: Movements

Spoiler:

Jimer- All units in Hissel move to Garto. 2 navies in zodiac bay and 1 navy in Frot move to Baxt Sea. The armies in Frot hold.
Reese- 9 Borl army to Carg
2 Dornt army to Garto
2 Dornt army to Carg
1 Crimson Sea navy to Baxt Sea

Whitey-
Erasa: 3 to Garto
Garto: Hold
Lystra: Hold
Mortaus: 4 Army hold; 4 Army and 2 Navy to Neep
Azure Coast: hold

Dood-
4 armies from Olk to Neep
1 army from Quisto to Neep
1 navy from Quisto to Neep
4 armies from Perst to Olk
1 army from Perso to Quisto
1 navy from Quisto to South Quisto Sea

Map updated.

Year 4 Phase 3: Combat
Hotspots
Baxt Sea
Jimer (Frankn Furter AKA Blue) 3 navies vs Reese (Lord Jareth AKA Green) 2 Navies (all units hit on a 4,5, or 6)

Garto
Jimer (Frankn Furter AKA Blue) 11 armies (attacking on a 5 or 6) vs allies Reese (Lord Jareth AKA Green) 2 armies and Whitey (AKA red) 4 armies (allied farces are defending on a 4,5 or6)

Note: Jimer you need to specify who has kill priority. For example you will designate which army to kill first, and if they get eliminated additional kills roll to the other one.

Neep
Whitey (red) attacking with 4 armies (5 or 6 hits) and 2 navies (45 or 6) vs a FORTIFIED Dood (yellow) with 10 armies (345 or 6 hit) and 1 navy (345 or 6 hit). Note: I've adjusted the +1 fort bonus in the to hit values listed above.

Any retreats before we begin?

[Whiteness]

I'm not retreating, but my Navy in the Azure Coast will be supporting the units in Neep.

[Blackferne]

I'm not retreating, but my Navy in the Azure Coast will be supporting the units in Neep.

Take your roll then. If you get a 6 the fort's bonus is negated.

[Whiteness]

[dice]0[/dice]

[Blackferne]

[dice]31730:0[/dice]

Your navy effectively kills a hermit crab on the beach....miles from the fort. You must be proud.

[Whiteness]

I was happier before I realized my navy had to roll to negate the fort bonus.

[Reese]

Lord Jareth sees inevitable defeat in Garto and retreats to Carg with his tail between his legs.

His abandonment of his ally will force him into several years of shame. However, he will find some joy in blowing Jimer's boats the fuck up.

[Jimer Lins]

My 3 navies in Baxt Sea roll:

[dice]0[/dice]
[dice]1[/dice]
[dice]2[/dice]

In Garto, we were going start with Lord Tightpantsia's armies, so we'll just roll to the others.

[dice]3[/dice]
[dice]4[/dice]
[dice]5[/dice]
[dice]6[/dice]
[dice]7[/dice]
[dice]8[/dice]
[dice]9[/dice]
[dice]10[/dice]
[dice]11[/dice]
[dice]12[/dice]

[Blackferne]

Reese retreated from Garto so all of Jimer's attacks go against whitey.

[Blackferne]

Whitey's army is destroyed and Gato is now part of the Franklandia kingdom.

Whitey does get 4 "dying shots" to try and hurt Jimer's army.

[Blackferne]

Baxt sea, Franklandia sinks one of Tightpantsia's navies.

[Whiteness]

well, If I'd known my ally was retreating I wouldn't have stuck around

[Whiteness]

I guess these are teh parting shots:

[dice]0[/dice]
[dice]1[/dice]
[dice]2[/dice]
[dice]3[/dice]

[Jimer Lins]

A 50% kill rate ain't bad.