The Church of Alvis

Dear Alvis,

I crapped your buffet.

Your wild accusations will not be tolerated.

It has been broughten.


- Unrepentant


Your challenge has been accepted. See you Saturday evening around 10pm EST.

But you WERE wearing pants!

I'm an Inquisitor. There are no pants available for me to wear!

I is confuzzled.

Wait... Saturday at 10pm? Isn't that Initiation?

Assuming I'm correct and this has something to do with it, I'm beginning to think I lucked out by not qualifying for initiation.

EDIT: Or this could be some sort of Guild VS Guild PVP battle royal at a secret location. In which case I'm always ready to get my fucking face rocked off.

Ya'll better be wearing helmets cuz I'm going to be shooting you right in the frickin face!!!

Oh Sir Psyko just to clarify something I saw you say on the other site, you need a ship to get onto someone else's ship to be taxied someplace.

And Thehulk is Miralian not Chiss.

Blackferne wrote:Oh Sir Psyko just to clarify something I saw you say on the other site, you need a ship to get onto someone else's ship to be taxied someplace.

And Thehulk is Miralian not Chiss.

Yeah, that's what I figured with ships...

Miralian, whatever... still green and shirtless.

Durai wrote:I is confuzzled.

Wait... Saturday at 10pm? Isn't that Initiation?

Assuming I'm correct and this has something to do with it, I'm beginning to think I lucked out by not qualifying for initiation.

EDIT: Or this could be some sort of Guild VS Guild PVP battle royal at a secret location. In which case I'm always ready to get my fucking face rocked off.

Jounville claims to have screenshots of Unrepentant members in pants. This will not stand. We're pantsless drunks and will defend our honor on the battlefield. Your initiation means nothing compared to the power of the Dark Side!

Sir Psyko wrote:

Blackferne wrote:Oh Sir Psyko just to clarify something I saw you say on the other site, you need a ship to get onto someone else's ship to be taxied someplace.

And Thehulk is Miralian not Chiss.

Yeah, that's what I figured with ships...

Miralian, whatever... still green and shirtless.

Durai wrote:I is confuzzled.

Wait... Saturday at 10pm? Isn't that Initiation?

Assuming I'm correct and this has something to do with it, I'm beginning to think I lucked out by not qualifying for initiation.

EDIT: Or this could be some sort of Guild VS Guild PVP battle royal at a secret location. In which case I'm always ready to get my fucking face rocked off.

Jounville claims to have screenshots of Unrepentant members in pants. This will not stand. We're pantsless drunks and will defend our honor on the battlefield. Your initiation means nothing compared to the power of the Dark Side!

Well, I'm not even up for initiation! You're so drunk you can't even completely read my post that you quoted!

If you think you're drunker than us then you, "sir", are drunk!

Secondly, do leggings count as pants? What about the "leg" part of the Slave Girl Dancer outfit?

Wait, why the hell do I care? You're Imperial. Not good enough to be a member of the Republic. You're worse than those jerks in Pod 6! I'll enjoy smashing your Imperial face with the stock of my rifle.



Assuming I get someone to cover my shift. Cuz this shit is ON!

Church of Alvis, you have thrown down the gauntlet, well I have thrown down my pants!!! Bring it!!!


Also please be certain to pack copious amounts of rum so when I am done sending you to your dirt nap I can further insult you by taking your hooch!



~Gris

Gris wrote:Church of Alvis, you have thrown down the gauntlet, well I have thrown down my pants!!! Bring it!!!


Also please be certain to pack copious amounts of rum so when I am done sending you to your dirt nap I can further insult you by taking your hooch!



~Gris

First of all, welcome to our forums.

Second I added you to the Friends of Alvis User group, enjoy access to the pub area.

Third, how you could BETRAY OUR NEW FOUND FRIEND(ofalvis)SHIP by revealing intention to steal our booze!?!??

Fourth, I shall see you pay for this. Pay for it indeed!

Fifth, there is no fifth. Not after I finished it anyway.

Gris wrote:Church of Alvis, you have thrown down the gauntlet, well I have poured gravy on it and ate it!!!

~Gris

Yum? What exactly do you have to drink with a gravy covered gauntlet anyway?

Also Gris, I appreciate the modification of your guys intended event for Sith Saturday. As HarpLager said:

We will now be starting at 6PM EST to accommodate the Alvis gets Sodimized by Sith event.

Blackferne wrote: First of all, welcome to our forums.

Second I added you to the Friends of Alvis User group, enjoy access to the pub area.

Third, how you could BETRAY OUR NEW FOUND FRIEND(ofalvis)SHIP by revealing intention to steal our booze!?!??

Fourth, I shall see you pay for this. Pay for it indeed!

Fifth, there is no fifth. Not after I finished it anyway.

Thank you, it's nice to be here! Cheers to all you Alvisinites!
Thank you, I like pubs!
If you aren't strong enough to hang onto your booze than far be it from me to let them go to waste!
Pay? I'll be the one collecting! I shall pick your blaster-riddled bodies clean of booze and pants so everyone knows Unrepentant was here!
Fifth? you better not finish it, you're supposed to bring it along so the booty is worthy of my efforts!



Now that you mention it, I do kinda like gravy... YUM! But no! I shall have your booze and your pants!!

Gris wrote:

Blackferne wrote: First of all, welcome to our forums.

Second I added you to the Friends of Alvis User group, enjoy access to the pub area.

Third, how you could BETRAY OUR NEW FOUND FRIEND(ofalvis)SHIP by revealing intention to steal our booze!?!??

Fourth, I shall see you pay for this. Pay for it indeed!

Fifth, there is no fifth. Not after I finished it anyway.

Thank you, it's nice to be here! Cheers to all you Alvisinites!
Thank you, I like pubs!
If you aren't strong enough to hang onto your booze than far be it from me to let them go to waste!
Pay? I'll be the one collecting! I shall pick your blaster-riddled bodies clean of booze and pants so everyone knows Unrepentant was here!
Fifth? you better not finish it, you're supposed to bring it along so the booty is worthy of my efforts!



Now that you mention it, I do kinda like gravy... YUM! But no! I shall have your booze and your pants!!

Btw, there will be no rum, as Alvis himself stated: "Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast."

And just to be clear, it is you, Gris, and the rest of Unrepentant that are the nonbelievers who ruined his feast.

PS. You 50 yet Gris?

I'll be there to personally kick your ass and piss on your grave, Unrepentant!

My characters name is Dashl, by the way. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise...

And then, upon our victory, we Alvians shall do nothing but over the death of such pantsless fools!

And by the way... Pants are for men. You, Psyko, can have fun in your Inquisitors SKIRT.

Durai wrote:Wait, why the hell do I care? You're Imperial. Not good enough to be a member of the Republic.

Not good enough... damn, right. I'm pure evil.

As Gris has said, we will take your booze and your pants from your lifeless corpses, and I will then corrupt your companions in the ways of the Dark Side*


*euphemism or not, it doesn't really matter

I have my bottle of Jameson Irish Whiskey all ready for Saturday night.

I'm mulling over whether to serve on the rocks or not.

PS: I'm pretty sure we have several members who can match any Unrepentant guy Dark Side point for Dark Side Point. Jeezbus Th'wicked the Loathsome or Dashl Sivad the Loathsome to name a few.

Sir Psyko wrote:

Durai wrote:Wait, why the hell do I care? You're Imperial. Not good enough to be a member of the Republic.

Not good enough... damn, right. I'm pure evil.

As Gris has said, we will take your booze and your pants from your lifeless corpses, and I will then corrupt your companions in the ways of the Dark Side*


*euphemism or not, it doesn't really matter

So evil that you run around in a skirt.

There's a difference between being so drunk that you're pantsless, and crossdressing. Being drunk is not an excuse for crossdressing.

Who is Unrepentant, and do they play this game??

Damnit, Cuspar! Don't you know your Guild History?! You're a Cardinal!

The Church of Alvis was formed during the days of SWG. Psyko was a member, but when SWG closed and TOR began, something inside him snapped... Something was terribly wrong from that day on. Some think the closing of SWG was too much for his mind to take, and he snapped.

He went Imperial... It was a dark day for the Church of Alvis. A dark day indeed...

That's all in Chapter 2: The Betrayal to the Republic. Damnit, Cuspar, learn yo'self some Alvis!





At least, that's what I gathered.

Durai I do believe you missed his corruption in Star Trek Online during the Great Alvian Diaspora.

Sent from Nar Shadaa using Tapanudo.

I miss SirP so much I'm going to tea bag him last!

(SirP knows I love 'im... Rolling with him as my Michael Stipe Erudite in EQ2 was a lot of fun!)

But back to the business at hand, I'm going to be drinking Evan Williams Single Barrel Bourbon tomorrow night!

Blackferne wrote:Durai I do believe you missed his corruption in Star Trek Online during the Great Alvian Diaspora.

Sent from Nar Shadaa using Tapanudo.

...I was told to not speak of that time... It was simply too terrible a time to be recorded in history. All there is in the handbook is this: "Don't fucking mention this point in time. Ever. Now go wash my ship."

Durai wrote:I'll be there to personally kick your ass and piss on your grave, Unrepentant!

My characters name is Dashl, by the way. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise...

And then, upon our victory, we Alvians shall do nothing but over the death of such pantsless fools!

And by the way... Pants are for men. You, Psyko, can have fun in your Inquisitors SKIRT.

What the hell?

Dashl wrote:

Durai wrote:I'll be there to personally kick your ass and piss on your grave, Unrepentant!

My characters name is Dashl, by the way. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise...

And then, upon our victory, we Alvians shall do nothing but over the death of such pantsless fools!

And by the way... Pants are for men. You, Psyko, can have fun in your Inquisitors SKIRT.

What the hell?

I believe he's writing checks your ass is intended to cash.