The Church of Alvis

Hi = I'm Dodd's wife.
I signed up for Alvis on the SWTOR site under AllisonB ...
See you all online in December ...

...I'm trying to think of something witty to say that won't get me in trouble...

...something, something, something...darkside. Welcome to the guild!

About time!

I'm sorry, but you will need to tell us something embarrassing about Dodd; it's in the bylaws.

Bulwark wrote:I'm sorry, but you will need to tell us something embarrassing about Dodd; it's in the bylaws.

Tru Fax

Plus, show us your boobs. That's in the bylaws too. Especially if you're drunk.

Happyclam wrote:Plus, show us your boobs. That's in the bylaws too. Especially if you're drunk.

And this is why we have so few women in Alvis.

Bulwark wrote:

Happyclam wrote:Plus, show us your boobs. That's in the bylaws too. Especially if you're drunk.

And this is why we have so few women in Alvis.

Well this and Jeezbus and Arrican and Jounville and Cuspar and Reese and Furiel.

But yes, this.

Dood wrote:

Bulwark wrote:

Happyclam wrote:Plus, show us your boobs. That's in the bylaws too. Especially if you're drunk.

And this is why we have so few women in Alvis.

Well this and Jeezbus and Arrican and Jounville and Cuspar and Reese and Furiel.

But yes, this.

I thought Jounville was why we don't have any little boys in Alvis??

Vespasian wrote:

Dood wrote:

Bulwark wrote:

Happyclam wrote:Plus, show us your boobs. That's in the bylaws too. Especially if you're drunk.

And this is why we have so few women in Alvis.

Well this and Jeezbus and Arrican and Jounville and Cuspar and Reese and Furiel.

But yes, this.

I thought Jounville was why we don't have any little boys in Alvis??

I think I prefer when you make fat jokes about me over pedophilia jokes. That Penn State thing really made me queasy on the whole topic.

Blackferne wrote:

Vespasian wrote:

Dood wrote:

Bulwark wrote:

Happyclam wrote:Plus, show us your boobs. That's in the bylaws too. Especially if you're drunk.

And this is why we have so few women in Alvis.

Well this and Jeezbus and Arrican and Jounville and Cuspar and Reese and Furiel.

But yes, this.

I thought Jounville was why we don't have any little boys in Alvis??

I think I prefer when you make fat jokes about me over pedophilia jokes. That Penn State thing really made me queasy on the whole topic.

Ok...

I though Joun was why it was mandatory to install double doors in every room.

Better?

And yeah, I'm sure I'll hit my head on some low-hanging light fixture or something as karma's payback for that one...

Vespasian wrote:

Dood wrote:

Bulwark wrote:

Happyclam wrote:Plus, show us your boobs. That's in the bylaws too. Especially if you're drunk.

And this is why we have so few women in Alvis.

Well this and Jeezbus and Arrican and Jounville and Cuspar and Reese and Furiel.

But yes, this.

I thought Jounville was why we don't have any little boys in Alvis??

Actually that's because of you. We didn't want to say anything about it, but since you bring it up...250 feet from schools and no internet contact is I believe what the restraining order said.

Furiel wrote:

Vespasian wrote:

Dood wrote:

Bulwark wrote:

Happyclam wrote:Plus, show us your boobs. That's in the bylaws too. Especially if you're drunk.

And this is why we have so few women in Alvis.

Well this and Jeezbus and Arrican and Jounville and Cuspar and Reese and Furiel.

But yes, this.

I thought Jounville was why we don't have any little boys in Alvis??

Actually that's because of you. We didn't want to say anything about it, but since you bring it up...250 feet from schools and no internet contact is I believe what the restraining order said.

AND it says I have to stay away from little girls - not little boys.

Blackferne wrote:

Vespasian wrote:

Dood wrote:

Bulwark wrote:

Happyclam wrote:Plus, show us your boobs. That's in the bylaws too. Especially if you're drunk.

And this is why we have so few women in Alvis.

Well this and Jeezbus and Arrican and Jounville and Cuspar and Reese and Furiel.

But yes, this.

I thought Jounville was why we don't have any little boys in Alvis??

I think I prefer when you make fat jokes about me over pedophilia jokes. That Penn State thing really made me queasy on the whole topic.

All we're doing is taking old catholic jokes and putting your face on them.

Vespasian wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

Vespasian wrote:

Dood wrote:

Bulwark wrote:

Happyclam wrote:Plus, show us your boobs. That's in the bylaws too. Especially if you're drunk.

And this is why we have so few women in Alvis.

Well this and Jeezbus and Arrican and Jounville and Cuspar and Reese and Furiel.

But yes, this.

I thought Jounville was why we don't have any little boys in Alvis??

I think I prefer when you make fat jokes about me over pedophilia jokes. That Penn State thing really made me queasy on the whole topic.

All we're doing is taking old catholic men and putting them in your face.

Fixed?