The Church of Alvis

Updated the forum version this afternoon. Took a bit longer than expected. If something seems off please let me know in the forum bug thread.

And by off I mean with the forum, not the forum regulars.

When you post anything one of the buttons says font colour.

I'm not fucking British, it's color goddamn it. I don't stick the letter U in shit just to make it sound more dignified and neither should my forums.

I'm not fixing it until I get home.

Blackferne wrote:I'm nout fixing it until I get houme.

*fixed

Screw it. I'm not gonna fix it.

Blackferne wrote:Screw it. I'm nout gounna fix it.

*alsou fixed

But colour is spelled with a U..

eke wrote:But colour is spelled with a U..

Nu it isn't.

Dood wrote:

eke wrote:But colour is spelled with a U..

Nu it isn't.

It is if you're a poofter!

This thread ouwns!

Well I definitely know that's how you spell armour.

^poofter.

^^flouffer.

is that a Doud flouffer?

eke wrote:But colour is spelled with a U..

Like.

Cuspar wrote:

eke wrote:But colour is spelled with a U..

Like.

Keep in mind that our Canadian friends were held hostage to the 19th century explosion of poofery introduced to the English language by, well, the English as they first tried to introduce more French influences (hence the u finding its way into any word with more than 3 letters in it) followed by the idea that English, a mix of Celtic, proto-Germanic, Latin, and French, should have a strict Latin grammar.

Technically the English spoken here in the US is the King's English, i.e. King George's English.

Let the Canadians have their Queen's English.

hahahaa

Queens...

Dood, I want to be clear I'm not fixing it because of laziness, not adherence to any dead or living monarchs.

Blackferne wrote:Dood, I want to be clear I'm not fixing it because of laziness, not adherence to any dead or living monarchs.

Whatever gets you through the night, Royalist.

Dood wrote:Keep in mind that our Canadian friends were held hostage to the 19th century explosion of poofery introduced to the English language by, well, the English as they first tried to introduce more French influences (hence the u finding its way into any word with more than 3 letters in it) followed by the idea that English, a mix of Celtic, proto-Germanic, Latin, and French, should have a strict Latin grammar.

Technically the English spoken here in the US is the King's English, i.e. King George's English.

Let the Canadians have their Queen's English.

hahahaa

Queens...

Keep in mind, your Canadian friends burned down your White House the last time you messed with us and our queen. Just sayin' haha

You still drink milk out of bags, so you lose.

Dood wrote:Keep in mind that our Canadian friends were held hostage to the 19th century explosion of poofery introduced to the English language by, well, the English as they first tried to introduce more French influences (hence the u finding its way into any word with more than 3 letters in it) followed by the idea that English, a mix of Celtic, proto-Germanic, Latin, and French, should have a strict Latin grammar.

Technically the English spoken here in the US is the King's English, i.e. King George's English.

Let the Canadians have their Queen's English.

hahahaa

Queens...

Actually, it's a bastardization of the King's English with it's own structure that deviated enough from King's English to be different, in the same way that Mexican and Spanish are different.

And Canadians are poofters!