The Church of Alvis

I installed a widget on the blog which rotates quotes. The question is "What are people saying about the Church of Alvis?"

So far I have:

Middle age jackasses who talk too much shit about drinking and shooting each other in the face. But we're a tight knit group.- Arrican

Agents of Chaotic Leisure -Dood

The Church of Alvis is that thing you find between the couch cushions and think 'Hey that's still edible' -Jounville Blackferne

I want more to populate the quote generator.

Here are a couple random ones I thought were humorous I dug up in about 5 minuts of looking through some threads in off topic and the pub...when I have more time I can look for more if you need them.

Now that it's dead and been picked over it should be properly prepared for Vesp to make sweet, sweet love to. – Furiel

Whats a little burning between friends? – Vespasian

Just because I relate to the Sarlaac~ - Veela

40 rupees and an elderly camel! And that's my final offer!!! – Furiel

I guess I'm a pussy, and I'll take that title since I can't drive stick. – Arrican

Actually I believe someone from LA shoved their arm up his ass and worked his mouth like a puppet, the creative editing was them editing out the arm... - Furiel

I changed it from "What are people saying about Alvis?" to "Alvian Quotables" to throw in yours since most of those quotes furiel don't answer who we are. But it is much better this way. I even included my classic line "I hate this guild and everyone in it -Jounville Blackferne Alvian Leader since 2003)"

I think quotes of what we say to each other is probably more representative of us than what other people might be saying about us, and give people a better idea of what they might be getting themselves in to if they join us.

I have little to no artistic talent. - Joun

As long as I can have 5 minutes to masturbate to Dood's voice, I'm cool with it. - Happyclam

Those are some hawt boobies... - Kitoshi

It's much more fun to drink at home, play games, and get in the hot tub. Screw driving. - Roza

Sorry, I don't like sticking my dick into something thats already creme filled. - Vespasian

Who has any time for video games with all that pr0n on teh interwebs? - Leth

Furiel wrote:I think quotes of what we say to each other is probably more representative of us than what other people might be saying about us, and give people a better idea of what they might be getting themselves in to if they join us.

That ^

Roza wrote: That ^

There is some of us who can't articulate our own phrases and they must be properly represented. You'd think that the Ipad would have increased her vocabulary.....

Vespasian wrote:

Roza wrote: That ^

There is? are some of us who can't articulate our own phrases and they must be properly represented. You'd think that the Ipad would have increased her vocabulary.....

And there are some of us who can't properly conjugate verbs apparently.

Blackferne wrote:

Vespasian wrote:

Roza wrote: That ^

There is? are some of us who can't articulate our own phrases and they must be properly represented. You'd think that the Ipad would have increased her vocabulary.....

And there are some of us who can't properly conjugate verbs apparently.

Just because the ipad has increased my vocabulary doesn't mean its taught me how to use the words properly.

There is a reason why I haven't signed up to be a blogger.

Okay quote widget is back up and running. If you find more you want it let me know.

Can we get a link from the forums to the home page? I'm really lazy and typing makes me breathe hard.

"I'm Fixed?" - Kitoshi

Kitoshi wrote:Can we get a link from the forums to the home page? I'm really lazy and typing makes me breathe hard.

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I can't even think of anything to say to this.

Roza wrote:

Kitoshi wrote:Can we get a link from the forums to the home page? I'm really lazy and typing makes me breathe hard.

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I can't even think of anything to say to this.

He should really learn about tabbed browsing. But yeah I gotta figure out how to do it on the PHPBB3 side, it'll be my project for today.

And done. You should now see a "Home" link right next to the "Board Index" link under the header image. Clicking Home will take you back to the main page/blog, and the board index link will take you out to the main forum page.

zomg it works. But I did get a random error 500 message when I tried coming back to the boards. I just refreshed and it worked though. Weird.

Kitoshi wrote:zomg it works. But I did get a random error 500 message when I tried coming back to the boards. I just refreshed and it worked though. Weird.

Yeah I've been getting that a lot lately. I'm opening a ticket to see what could be causing it.

The Church of Alvis- better than those bastards in Pod Six since 2003.
Drunken bantha races in downtown Theed. What the hell more do you want?

Jimer Lins wrote:The Church of Alvis- better than those bastards in Pod Six since 2003.
Drunken bantha races in downtown Theed. What the hell more do you want?

Added.

Looks like the old SWG forums are dead. I can't find my best troll post ever, "The Book of GarVa". Anyone remember that?

I remember of it like a dream where the details are just out of reach.

Force choke. hmmm choke.-->Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?--->Does Darth Brady have to Force choke a bitch? - Blackferne

I kinda like fDood. But not silent. - SirP

I am Cuspar, and I endorse this message. - Cuspar

Dood: shitting on dreams. - Blackferne

I know I'm being evil. I just don't care. - fDood

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Jimer Lins wrote:The Church of Alvis- better than those bastards in Pod Six since 2003.
Drunken bantha races in downtown Theed. What the hell more do you want?

Should be "What more do you want, what more could you need?"

Make it rhyme you limp-tongued mynoch!

Jimer Lins wrote:Looks like the old SWG forums are dead. I can't find my best troll post ever, "The Book of GarVa". Anyone remember that?

Yeah, that sucks. There were some pretty golden trollings left behind there.

And now that we're all older, we'll never be drunk enough to be that funny again.