The Church of Alvis

You should.

I've linked a couple but this made me realize they mesh very well with our sense of humor.


(hovertext reads: The silver bullets might still work though.)


http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php

wait, so in the first frame a shrub wishes her uncle was a vampire. Then an icecream cone painted on the side of the truck has a revelation about movie monsters. Followed by a lake discussing it's worries?

I don't get it. Maybe if it had an evil monkey or a talking stuffed tiger it would make more sense.

i am profoundly upset this is the first I have ever seen of this comic. dutifully added and soon to be quoted.

Reese wrote:i am profoundly upset this is the first I have ever seen of this comic. dutifully added and soon to be quoted.

Daily Affirmation: Any day you can make Reese upset, is a day you can go to sleep at night knowing you have impacted the world in a positive way.

I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.

Blackferne wrote:

Reese wrote:i am profoundly upset this is the first I have ever seen of this comic. dutifully added and soon to be quoted.

Daily Affirmation: Any day you can make Reese upset, is a day you can go to sleep at night knowing you have impacted the world in a positive way.

I am fairly certain that my parents, wife, dog, unborn child and anyone else that has ever met me feel exactly the same way.

Reese, out.

vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.

I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.

I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.

I've only been to coldstone once. It felt like a tremor went up and down my spine, as if it'd bankrupt me, I'd triple in size and have to start drinking insulin foe diabetes. Not to mention the guy working with the ice cream not wearing gloves and not cleaning the counter.

vespasian wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.

I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.

I've only been to coldstone once. It felt like a tremor went up and down my spine, as if it'd bankrupt me, I'd triple in size and have to start drinking insulin foe diabetes. Not to mention the guy working with the ice cream not wearing gloves and not cleaning the counter.

It has been awhile since I been to one, especially with all the local soft serve places open for the summer, but don't they work with tools?

Homeslice513 wrote:

vespasian wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.

I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.

I've only been to coldstone once. It felt like a tremor went up and down my spine, as if it'd bankrupt me, I'd triple in size and have to start drinking insulin foe diabetes. Not to mention the guy working with the ice cream not wearing gloves and not cleaning the counter.

It has been awhile since I been to one, especially with all the local soft serve places open for the summer, but don't they work with tools?

They're supposed to, but this fine upstanding individual wasn't. I'm just glad he was working and not collecting unemployment.

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.

I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.

Not a fan of Annies White Chocolate Ice Cream?

Gandolfini wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.

I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.

Not a fan of Annies White Chocolate Ice Cream?

Do you mean Amy's Ice Cream? They use too much lard for my taste.

Pre-emptive F U to vesp.

Blackferne wrote:

Gandolfini wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.

I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.

Not a fan of Annies White Chocolate Ice Cream?

Do you mean Amy's Ice Cream? They use too much lard for my taste.

Pre-emptive F U to vesp.

What the hell man! I'm just happy you've got a handle on whats good for you and whats not. I know how difficult it can be to control yourself and resist the temptation for sugary, fattening deliciousness.

Sorry I was expecting any post I make with the word lard that you would make a sappy emotional "it just wants to get home, why don't you want it in its home" type post.

Blackferne wrote:

Gandolfini wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote:I, like Reese, am shocked that I've never seen this web comic before. How did I exist without it? How did Alvis survive without it? It's like blackie surviving without coldstone.

I'm pretty sure all the coldstones in Austin closed. I'm a shell of my former self. Not size wise mind you.

Not a fan of Annies White Chocolate Ice Cream?

Do you mean Amy's Ice Cream? They use too much lard for my taste.

Pre-emptive F U to vesp.

So you're saying you aren't a cannibal then?

Blackferne wrote:Sorry I was expecting any post I make with the word lard that you would make a sappy emotional "it just wants to get home, why don't you want it in its home" type post.

From now on I'd advise that everyone should refrain from making any comments that can be construed in any way, shape or form, to Blackies weight as he has a complex and he'll snap my head off and rip me limb from limb. Talk about an emo goth chick. Sheesh. A little touchy, no?

Blackferne wrote: ...too much lard for my taste.

I didn't think that was possible.

vespasian wrote:

Blackferne wrote:Sorry I was expecting any post I make with the word lard that you would make a sappy emotional "it just wants to get home, why don't you want it in its home" type post.

From now on I'd advise that everyone should refrain from making any comments that can be construed in any way, shape or form, to Blackies weight as he has a complex and he'll snap my head off and rip me limb from limb. Talk about an emo goth chick. Sheesh. A little touchy, no?

Oops. Too late.

http://www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/home

Just found this today. I love the art style and the sheer insanity of pretty much every character.

There is still nothing better than oldschool http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/current/index.html

Reese, out.

Besides Penny Arcade, these are my "fairly regular" webcomics:

Ctrl+Alt+Del
xkcd
Least I Could Do
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

I also count Drunk Hulk on Twitter as a webcomic (also the only thing I read on Twitter).

I know I've advocated this comic before...

http://www.somethingpositive.net/index.html

Go in the archive and read the first one, if you aren't hooked there then there is no saving you, but it's ok because you aren't worth saving.

I'm a huge fan of http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

Oh my goodness, that comic, Tuesday the 6th, is our poor puppy. I need to find that IQ test...

But, at least she is cute.
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Shoot... I don't know how to copy image location on my iPad...

I'll fix it when I can get to my computer.