The Church of Alvis

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/05/1 ... tra-combo/

The pics are awesome.

I need that bigbird as my avatar.

Bulwark wrote:I need that bigbird as my avatar.

Not here you don't.

Blackferne wrote: Not here you don't.

You and your stupid "It has to be star wars themed" rules.
Just because you think you are the holier than thou archbishop of Alvis doesn't mean you can boss me around. Until all 13 states ratify that, you are just like the rest of us. Who died and made you king? Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. If I went around saying I was emperor just because some moistened bink heaved a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help Help, I'm being repressed.

Didn't we like, appoint him as the Grand Dicktator or something?

Dood wrote:Didn't we like, appoint him as the Grand Dicktator or something?

The way I recall it, he appointed himself dictator despite all of our objections and requests for free and open elections.

Dood wrote:Didn't we like, appoint him as the Grand Dicktator or something?

I appointed him to go get me some french fried taters...which I'm still waiting for

Furiel wrote:I appointed him to go get me some french fried taters...which I'm still waiting for

Thats nuthin'. CheeseFandango was suppose to bring me back a fried oreo from the state fair 7 years ago.
I'm still waiting on that.

Bulwark wrote:

Furiel wrote:I appointed him to go get me some french fried taters...which I'm still waiting for

Thats nuthin'. CheeseFandango was suppose to bring me back a fried oreo from the state fair 7 years ago.
I'm still waiting on that.

You know I think there are a few pubs in town which do that. Mother Egans jumps to mind for some reason.

Bulwark wrote:

Dood wrote:Didn't we like, appoint him as the Grand Dicktator or something?

The way I recall it, he appointed himself dictator despite all of our objections and requests for free and open elections.

I specifically remember calling for an open, honest, and free election without any traces of Pat's previous reign of terror. His oppression is known across the land:

1. it must be star wars themed
2. it must be NSFW
3. no fat jokes.
4. Call me grand dicktaker Pat.
5. no fat jokes.
6. No empire, we must be the stupid good guys
7. Everyone is to have a comb over.
8. it must be a silver background
9. No mocking of Pat for his character selection based off the needs of NJessi.
10. No fat jokes.

When will his reign of terror be over? When will he be overthrown? When can I go and buy a shot of whiskey and make a fat joke without Grand Dicktaker Pat oppressing me?

Bulwark wrote:I need that bigbird as my avatar.

http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Bird

vespasian wrote:

Bulwark wrote:

Dood wrote:Didn't we like, appoint him as the Grand Dicktator or something?

The way I recall it, he appointed himself dictator despite all of our objections and requests for free and open elections.

I specifically remember calling for an open, honest, and free election without any traces of Pat's previous reign of terror. His oppression is known across the land:

1. it must be star wars themed
2. it must be NSFW
3. no fat jokes.
4. Call me grand dicktaker Pat.
5. no fat jokes.
6. No empire, we must be the stupid good guys
7. Everyone is to have a comb over.
8. it must be a silver background
9. No mocking of Pat for his character selection based off the needs of NJessi.
10. No fat jokes.

When will his reign of terror be over? When will he be overthrown? When can I go and buy a shot of whiskey and make a fat joke without Grand Dicktaker Pat oppressing me?

I specifically don't remember items 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9. Perhaps I'll have the Ministry of Re-Education correct your errant ways.

Also I gave you an alley-oop in my last post for a fat joke. Hello, deep fried oreos. Me knowing where you can find them...

Vesp you are getting soft, and I won't judge, just know they make pills for that now.

Blackferne wrote:Vesp you are getting soft, and I won't judge, just know they make pills for that now.

Blackie, you're not as young as you used to be. Can you blame me? I'm moving on to greener, cleaner pastures that haven't been used by everyone in the CoA.

*winks at Reese*

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote: 1. it must be star wars themed
2. it must be NSFW
3. no fat jokes.
4. Call me grand dicktaker Pat.
5. no fat jokes.
6. No empire, we must be the stupid good guys
7. Everyone is to have a comb over.
8. it must be a silver background
9. No mocking of Pat for his character selection based off the needs of NJessi.
10. No fat jokes.

I specifically don't remember items 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9. Perhaps I'll have the Ministry of Re-Education correct your errant ways.

He doesn't remember 3 and 5, but he does remember 10 ???

Bulwark wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote: 1. it must be star wars themed
2. it must be NSFW
3. no fat jokes.
4. Call me grand dicktaker Pat.
5. no fat jokes.
6. No empire, we must be the stupid good guys
7. Everyone is to have a comb over.
8. it must be a silver background
9. No mocking of Pat for his character selection based off the needs of NJessi.
10. No fat jokes.

I specifically don't remember items 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9. Perhaps I'll have the Ministry of Re-Education correct your errant ways.

He doesn't remember 3 and 5, but he does remember 10 ???

Capitalization is quite important.

"winks at Reese"

Reese, out