The Church of Alvis

The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

Reese is here having been dipped in the ceremonial goo by Dood (don't ask, it was messy) and then forced upon you after being enlightened in the ways of The Church in the heat of the desert.

I seek the designation of Low Priest of Molesting so that I may preach upon thee with great . Just lie there and trust me.


P.S. I always like my first posts to be mildly creepy and reminiscent of that thing that happened to you when you are younger but we dont discuss. Oh and Google, where the hell is my Froyo? OH AND seriously what is with all this Apple love for a phone that doesn't work? I mean Steve Jobs you are a prick, you should seriously stop trying to steal my soul with your giant ipods and such. You shit. I want Bill Gates to come back and beat you with Ballmer. Thank God for Steve Schmidt the conduit to all things deemed important from the great God-gle in the sky.

P.S.S. No I don't know the purpose of any of this and actually I owned an iPhone for years. I really just couldn't think of a good way to say hi to the boards so I started writing. I really would like to be ordained as the Low Priest of Molesting, maybe the voices in my head will simply pronounce me as such. I'm such an asshole.

Reese, out.

Wait that is supposed to be creepy?

You still need a bit of work.

Reese wrote: Oh and Google, where the hell is my Froyo? OH AND seriously what is with all this Apple love for a phone that doesn't work? I mean Steve Jobs you are a prick, you should seriously stop trying to steal my soul with your giant ipods and such. You shit. I want Bill Gates to come back and beat you with Ballmer. Thank God for Steve Schmidt the conduit to all things deemed important from the great God-gle in the sky.

I like this guy...

Do you give courtesy reach-arounds?

Kitoshi wrote:

Reese wrote: Oh and Google, where the hell is my Froyo? OH AND seriously what is with all this Apple love for a phone that doesn't work? I mean Steve Jobs you are a prick, you should seriously stop trying to steal my soul with your giant ipods and such. You shit. I want Bill Gates to come back and beat you with Ballmer. Thank God for Steve Schmidt the conduit to all things deemed important from the great God-gle in the sky.

I like this guy...

Second!

Roza wrote:

Kitoshi wrote:

Reese wrote: Oh and Google, where the hell is my Froyo? OH AND seriously what is with all this Apple love for a phone that doesn't work? I mean Steve Jobs you are a prick, you should seriously stop trying to steal my soul with your giant ipods and such. You shit. I want Bill Gates to come back and beat you with Ballmer. Thank God for Steve Schmidt the conduit to all things deemed important from the great God-gle in the sky.

I like this guy...

Second!

I don't want to hear it from you. I bet you posted this on your iPad. Traitor.

Dipped in d00d's cerimonial goo? I bet it was a sticky sweet lube that goes icy cold and super hawt when comined with two lukewarm bodies. He didn't even dip you in the lube we tested on those morgue orifices in NYC that a one weekend-it starts bubbling and fizzing when it comes in contact with a dead body (imagine sticking your wang in Falanx's blow up sheep dolly after it's been filled with fresh coke and a mentos or two).

Jealous of her iPad already Kit?

No way. My Droid Incredible blows her iPad away. I'm gonna get the Android tablet when I find a good one.

Kitoshi wrote:No way. My Droid Incredible blows her iPad away. I'm gonna get the Android tablet when I find a good one.

Admittedly, I never intended to own an Apple product, but I fear that I'm quickly becoming a junkie.

Kitoshi wrote:No way. My Droid Incredible blows her iPad away. I'm gonna get the Android tablet when I find a good one.

It's because she stays up late cuddling with it, isn't it? Don't worry, steve jobs actually has things that Are good to go in the customer's hands.

Roza wrote:

Kitoshi wrote:No way. My Droid Incredible blows her iPad away. I'm gonna get the Android tablet when I find a good one.

Admittedly, I never intended to own an Apple product, but I fear that I'm quickly becoming a junkie.

I know the feeling-I got mine last week and it's very intoxicating. Right up there with my crack berry.

Cuspar's infection is spreading quickly. Everyone-use protection!

Good to see you Reese.

I know the feeling-I got mine last week and it's very intoxicating. Right up there with my crack berry.

Cuspar's infection is spreading quickly. Everyone-use protection!]

Good advice! It's incurable, so watch out!

Speaking of Falanx, where is that fucker?

You had me at "dipped in the ceremonial goo by Dood."

-Takanudo (...swoon)

That was not the ceremonial goo.

Oh god ~ REESE is here?

(God forbid Jeezbus show up. Then we're REALLY fucked.)

As if to prove the full power of The Church, I got my Froyo yesterday. The mighty Goo be with you, and also with you.

What the fuck is an iPad?

Reese, out

I thought this was a Froyo.

Gandolfini wrote:I thought this was a Froyo.

Isn't that Eke?

Dashl wrote:

Gandolfini wrote:I thought this was a Froyo.

Isn't that Eke?

Where's the karma button??! Lolz.