The Church of Alvis

I give you this (its missing an H) and ask you, could you eat this without laughing?

I wouldn't eat it period, so no issue there.

And someone needs to tell them that the word Alchemy does not mean what they think it means, unless they are trying to change chocolate into gold and are just selling the failed byproducts, in which case they might want to just reexamine their business model as I doubt it's going to be profitable.

it is sitting next to me. Taunting me. Daring me to eat it. But all I can think of is poops being made into Organic Chocolate through some failed alchemy.

Everybody poops, even

do they make HOTH Organic White Chocolate ?