The Church of Alvis

Enjoy today!

one year closer to death. hooray ?

Congrats on another year of bone density loss!

I will belay this greeting until Saturday.

Cuspar wrote:I will belay this greeting until Saturday.

Nothing says happy harvested from your pod day like unexpected rectal fornication!!

Furiel wrote:

Cuspar wrote:I will belay this greeting until Saturday.

Nothing says happy harvested from your pod day like unexpected rectal fornication!!

Is it still unexpected after that post?

Happy One Year Closer to Death! (I stole this from above)

I see you sitting there to my right looking all creepy on your birthday.

EDIT: FYI - In reference to Dood's Facebook wall, he is so popular that hundreds are posting on his wall. Niki then offered to "breech his wall" on my couch. Send help.

Reese wrote: Send help.

Rorschach: [reading from journal] Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

As thanks girls! I love you all so much!

Happy Birthday Doodly.

I hope you crack a molar

Happy Birthday!

-Takanudo ( )

Enjoy your day of bursting out of the womb Dood.

*waves hand* You are not to drink today. Nor seek out vengeance.