Happy Fuckers, Xmas!!!
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:39 am
EoM
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Happy Fuckers, Xmas!!!
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Re: Happy Fuckers, Xmas!!!
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:01 pm
And a Happy New Go-Fuck-Yourself Day.
Re: Happy Fuckers, Xmas!!!
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:03 pm
Up yours, bitch!
Happy Fuckers, Xmas!!!
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:02 pm
It was the day after Xmas,
And all through the forum.
The Alvians bitched,
About the shit no one got em.
The thoughts of their families,
In their still inebriated head.
With a hoarse whisper they ask,
"Did I puke on Uncle Fred?"
The next six months,
Would be hard to get through.
With no drunken holidays,
To look forward to.
When what to their hungover eyes did appear?
But an Alvistide miracle, loose slots and free beer.
And all through the forum.
The Alvians bitched,
About the shit no one got em.
The thoughts of their families,
In their still inebriated head.
With a hoarse whisper they ask,
"Did I puke on Uncle Fred?"
The next six months,
Would be hard to get through.
With no drunken holidays,
To look forward to.
When what to their hungover eyes did appear?
But an Alvistide miracle, loose slots and free beer.