The Church of Alvis

So I got slapped last night by a chick. Second time in my life it has happened. I have to say though...I probably deserved it.

So after dropping Gabby off at her moms I went to Target to pick up some snacks for my lunches. I grabbed the stuff I wanted and I was headed up front to check out and as I was walking past this fat chick I let out a loud belch. She looks at me and says "Ewwww, gross" and without missing a beat I just look at her and said "Sorry, I thought that was your mating call."

I had expected her moment of shock to allow me time to escape unscathed, but alas no, she slapped me before I could actually make an effective move to escape.

Looking back on it now I have been forced to come to one inevitable conclusion...it was totally worth it.

So you admit you were trying to pick up a fat chick.

Happyclam wrote:So you admit you were trying to pick up a fat chick.

QFE. QFE...

every time Uncle Furiel offers me "snacks" for my lunches I get very concerned about what he is trying to put in my mouth.

And you love fat chicks, Zing!

Reese, out.

Offer her a deep fried snickers.. or a water

I probably just should have thrown a coaster at her...

This story needs a diet.