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U.S. Cities with the most drunk driving citations

I think Tak is in San Diego IIRC... I'm in Columbus. All you bastards in Austin need to do some serious worshiping....

Sir Psyko wrote:U.S. Cities with the most drunk driving citations

I think Tak is in San Diego IIRC... I'm in Columbus. All you bastards in Austin need to do some serious worshiping....

Hey I don't drive drunk, I get to where I plan on sleeping and then get drunk because money wasted on avoiding a DUI conviction is better spent on liver damage anyway.

Blackferne wrote:

Sir Psyko wrote:U.S. Cities with the most drunk driving citations

I think Tak is in San Diego IIRC... I'm in Columbus. All you bastards in Austin need to do some serious worshiping....

Hey I don't drive drunk, I get to where I plan on sleeping and then get drunk because money wasted on avoiding a DUI conviction is better spent on liver damage anyway.

w3rd!! Alvis specifically said we are to get fighting drunk, then shoot them right in the fricking face, not get drunk and drive over them with your car.

So to review what we have learned here today...
Whiskey + firearms = good
Whiskey + vehicles = bad

It's much more fun to drink at home, play games, and get in the hot tub. Screw driving.

Or you can just drink anywhere and make your wife drive your drunk ass home.

On a side note my phone wanted to correct the word ass to wes. Wtf is up with that? Now it wants Wtf to be etc. Wtf.