The Church of Alvis

Jounville Blackferne Archbishop, The Church of Alvis
Top Ten Most Honorable Spiritual Savior
The Church of Alvis Royal Synonym-Looker-Upper
Unparalleled Beverage Quality-Control Officer
The Church of Alvis's Most Aerodynamic Charlatan
Smartest Prognosticator of Mos Eisley
Mos Eisley's Ne Plus Ultra Slatepitch Contrarian
Mos Eisley Most Attractive Abandoned Hotel Caretaker
Loudest Synergist
Most Observant YouTube Commenter of Mos Eisley
Eminent Filmgoer

Takanudo Cantor of Bourbon, Temple Adat Alvis
Most Dope Tiny Grammatical Error Pointer-Outer
Transparent Online Dater
Neighborhood of Make-Believe Three-Time Runner-Up Watcher of the Watchdogs
Devilishly Handsome Listicle Reader
Utmost Watcher of Breaking Bad <-- This might actually be true
Temple Adat Alvis Most Prolific Personal Zoo Keeper <-- Same with this one
Exalted Dog Outsmarter
Famed Bridge Repairman
Temple Adat Alvis Celebrated Outdoor Match Lighter
Ne Plus Ultra Coffee Enthusiast

Most Courageous Rabbi
Dignified WiFi Finder of Church of Alvis
Greatest Meme Tracker
Church of Alvis Royal Reusable Bag Shopper
Most Pious Self Promoter of Nar Shaddaa
Top Ten Most Honorable Listicle Reader of Church of Alvis
Top 32 Sublime Commander
Excellentest Thought Leader of Church of Alvis
Nar Shaddaa's Astrologically Destined Planner
Most Influential Pinterest Ninja