The Church of Alvis

Hi all,

I'm the new guy to CoA. I guess I am the rank of Squidward. I had a question. Do to all play WoW together or ate you just waiting to play SWTOR? How is it CoA peeps migrated to each other?

I'm sorry, the story of how we all ended up bonding together while locked in Jeezbus' basement while he did unspeakable sex acts to us, and how much Vesp enjoyed every second of it, cannot be shared in a public forum such as this. We try to block out the horrors locked away in our minds, but at night, when we are sleeping, they return...

Where's our bribes? Um, dues, yeah, dues, that's it... FNGs can't even pay us off anymore. What's the world coming to?

I believe at this point only Joun, nJessi and I think one other person (Arrican? ) are playing WoW. But CoA was formed prior to WoW in a much better game, though I didn't join officially until EQ2.

I'm in the Lego Universe Beta right now (just to see what I can build, the game itself is WAY too geared for children), as an Alpha (well, going closed Beta next week) RTS called Project S. I occasionally play DDO F2P and may give EQ2 another shot when it goes F2P, but mainly I'm waiting for ToR after the miserable disappointment that was ST:O.

Sir Psyko wrote:Where's our bribes? Um, dues, yeah, dues, that's it... FNGs can't even pay us off anymore. What's the world coming to?

I believe at this point only Joun, nJessi and I think one other person (Arrican? ) are playing WoW. But CoA was formed prior to WoW in a much better game, though I didn't join officially until EQ2.

I'm in the Lego Universe Beta right now (just to see what I can build, the game itself is WAY too geared for children), as an Alpha (well, going closed Beta next week) RTS called Project S. I occasionally play DDO F2P and may give EQ2 another shot when it goes F2P, but mainly I'm waiting for ToR after the miserable disappointment that was ST:O.

there is another




(not counting kit and roza)

Sorry, I'm an adult and don't play kiddie games like WoW, though Hello Kitty is a pretty tight game to pick up FBI agents in.

I don't really play an MMO's at the moment. LotRO was my last one that I played, except for some horrible F2P thing that I can't remember the name of. I suppose I got back into Fallen Earth recently as well, just to see how it has progressed. Other than that, meh...no games that I really play with anyone that is MMO type. I played Alien Swarm and other FPS games with some.

Scarybooster wrote:Hi all,

I'm the new guy to CoA. I guess I am the rank of Squidward. I had a question. Do to all play WoW together or ate you just waiting to play SWTOR? How is it CoA peeps migrated to each other?

Listen up because I'm only giving you this info once.

Go find a Sealab 2021 episode called the Feat of Alvis. Watch it. Watch it again. Get drunk and watch it a third time. (the episode is like 15 minutes so you can get this step done in under an hour if you are a lightweight)

How we came to find each other. Legend tells of a brazen young man named Cheese Fandango. He wandered the deserts of Tatooine on the now extinct Scylla server in SWG at launch. Using the official forums he met me and a few of the other merry idiots around here. We formed a church 7 years ago this month (BTW happy birthday alvis!) based on the teachings of that Sealab 2021 episode. We grew in reputation on that server and then the game fell apart and with it many of us stopped playing SWG (NGE). Some migrated to EQ2. Others played WoW but not as a collective group. But we always had the old forums hosted by Jimer to keep meeting on. Many of us have met each other in real life.

So the things that bind us. First a love for each other. We are in many ways like extended family. When you've been together this long you have to attribute that to something essential to the human spirit. Second we like to make each other laugh. We can go blue, and we can go dark, but usually there is a laugh to be found. Third we like Star Wars. Fourth we like Alvis and Sealab. Finally know this, anyone who wrongs any of us individually has wronged all of us collectively. I'm not as blood thirsty as many here so I'll pull a Doctor Who and give the offending party a chance, a good solid chance to make things right and fix whatever transgression that has been committed. But if they refuse, the silly drunks become the vengeful drunks and unleash a resounding fury of pain to those that did us wrong.

So yeah that's the gist of it.

Blackferne wrote:

Scarybooster wrote:Hi all,

I'm the new guy to CoA. I guess I am the rank of Squidward. I had a question. Do to all play WoW together or ate you just waiting to play SWTOR? How is it CoA peeps migrated to each other?

Listen up because I'm only giving you this info once.

Go find a Sealab 2021 episode called the Feat of Alvis. Watch it. Watch it again. Get drunk and watch it a third time. (the episode is like 15 minutes so you can get this step done in under an hour if you are a lightweight)

How we came to find each other. Legend tells of a brazen young man named Cheese Fandango. He wandered the deserts of Tatooine on the now extinct Scylla server in SWG at launch. Using the official forums he met me and a few of the other merry idiots around here. We formed a church 7 years ago this month (BTW happy birthday alvis!) based on the teachings of that Sealab 2021 episode. We grew in reputation on that server and then the game fell apart and with it many of us stopped playing SWG (NGE). Some migrated to EQ2. Others played WoW but not as a collective group. But we always had the old forums hosted by Jimer to keep meeting on. Many of us have met each other in real life.

So the things that bind us. First a love for each other. We are in many ways like extended family. When you've been together this long you have to attribute that to something essential to the human spirit. Second we like to make each other laugh. We can go blue, and we can go dark, but usually there is a laugh to be found. Third we like Star Wars. Fourth we like Alvis and Sealab. Finally know this, anyone who wrongs any of us individually has wronged all of us collectively. I'm not as blood thirsty as many here so I'll pull a Doctor Who and give the offending party a chance, a good solid chance to make things right and fix whatever transgression that has been committed. But if they refuse, the silly drunks become the vengeful drunks and unleash a resounding fury of pain to those that did us wrong.

So yeah that's the gist of it.

Pretty sure that should be the main page.

Reese, out.

Alternatively, if you want to watch an episode of Sealab that actually existed, you could find "Feast of Alvis"

Or maybe that should be fDeast of Alvis.

All sounds great to me. I don't plan on offending anybody. I'm a very nice person and run from confrontation. I'm always first to say sorry and I'm great at kissing butt. Shoot, I'm still friends with my ex-wife that cheated on me. She said my penis was too big

PS btw I don't drink so I'll have to watch Sealab over and over sober.

Scarybooster wrote:All sounds great to me. I don't plan on offending anybody. I'm a very nice person and run from confrontation. I'm always first to say sorry and I'm great at kissing butt. Shoot, I'm still friends with my ex-wife that cheated on me. She said my penis was too big

PS btw I don't drink so I'll have to watch Sealab over and over sober.

I am also sober because a drunk Reese is a pox on humanity (but so is a sober one). I dont know why you are discussing those other things. You are in fact scary. And now you are ScaryfButtKisser in my book.

Reese, out.

Scarybooster wrote:I'm great at kissing butt.

Vesp will be the judge on you ass-kissing. Just remember, not on the left cheek, not on the right cheek, just right in the middle.

Sir Psyko wrote:

Scarybooster wrote:I'm great at kissing butt.

Vesp will be the judge on you ass-kissing. Just remember, not on the left cheek, not on the right cheek, just right in the middle.

If it ain't brown, Vesp won't go down


That should be a fucking slogan or something...

We were playing, our subs ran out in June and I don't intend on returning.

Blackferne wrote:

Scarybooster wrote:Hi all,

I'm the new guy to CoA. I guess I am the rank of Squidward. I had a question. Do to all play WoW together or ate you just waiting to play SWTOR? How is it CoA peeps migrated to each other?

Listen up because I'm only giving you this info once.

Go find a Sealab 2021 episode called the Feat of Alvis. Watch it. Watch it again. Get drunk and watch it a third time. (the episode is like 15 minutes so you can get this step done in under an hour if you are a lightweight)

How we came to find each other. Legend tells of a brazen young man named Cheese Fandango. He wandered the deserts of Tatooine on the now extinct Scylla server in SWG at launch. Using the official forums he met me and a few of the other merry idiots around here. We formed a church 7 years ago this month (BTW happy birthday alvis!) based on the teachings of that Sealab 2021 episode. We grew in reputation on that server and then the game fell apart and with it many of us stopped playing SWG (NGE). Some migrated to EQ2. Others played WoW but not as a collective group. But we always had the old forums hosted by Jimer to keep meeting on. Many of us have met each other in real life.

So the things that bind us. First a love for each other. We are in many ways like extended family. When you've been together this long you have to attribute that to something essential to the human spirit. Second we like to make each other laugh. We can go blue, and we can go dark, but usually there is a laugh to be found. Third we like Star Wars. Fourth we like Alvis and Sealab. Finally know this, anyone who wrongs any of us individually has wronged all of us collectively. I'm not as blood thirsty as many here so I'll pull a Doctor Who and give the offending party a chance, a good solid chance to make things right and fix whatever transgression that has been committed. But if they refuse, the silly drunks become the vengeful drunks and unleash a resounding fury of pain to those that did us wrong.

So yeah that's the gist of it.

I started to cry so I shot my cat with a water pistol. I'm better now. More bourbon is needed.

Reese wrote:

Blackferne wrote:

Scarybooster wrote:Hi all,

I'm the new guy to CoA. I guess I am the rank of Squidward. I had a question. Do to all play WoW together or ate you just waiting to play SWTOR? How is it CoA peeps migrated to each other?

Listen up because I'm only giving you this info once.

Go find a Sealab 2021 episode called the Feat of Alvis. Watch it. Watch it again. Get drunk and watch it a third time. (the episode is like 15 minutes so you can get this step done in under an hour if you are a lightweight)

How we came to find each other. Legend tells of a brazen young man named Cheese Fandango. He wandered the deserts of Tatooine on the now extinct Scylla server in SWG at launch. Using the official forums he met me and a few of the other merry idiots around here. We formed a church 7 years ago this month (BTW happy birthday alvis!) based on the teachings of that Sealab 2021 episode. We grew in reputation on that server and then the game fell apart and with it many of us stopped playing SWG (NGE). Some migrated to EQ2. Others played WoW but not as a collective group. But we always had the old forums hosted by Jimer to keep meeting on. Many of us have met each other in real life.

So the things that bind us. First a love for each other. We are in many ways like extended family. When you've been together this long you have to attribute that to something essential to the human spirit. Second we like to make each other laugh. We can go blue, and we can go dark, but usually there is a laugh to be found. Third we like Star Wars. Fourth we like Alvis and Sealab. Finally know this, anyone who wrongs any of us individually has wronged all of us collectively. I'm not as blood thirsty as many here so I'll pull a Doctor Who and give the offending party a chance, a good solid chance to make things right and fix whatever transgression that has been committed. But if they refuse, the silly drunks become the vengeful drunks and unleash a resounding fury of pain to those that did us wrong.

So yeah that's the gist of it.

Pretty sure that should be the main page.

Reese, out.

fDood wrote:Alternatively, if you want to watch an episode of Sealab that actually existed, you could find "Feast of Alvis"

Or maybe that should be fDeast of Alvis.

Are you saying someone's name should be 'Backferne' now?