The Church of Alvis

I entered a contest. I want to win!

You can vote once per day, and no signup required (just a Facebook account).

Please excuse my daily bumps of this thread to remind you guys, since I know the blackout drinking only gets worse when a Star Wars game is coming.

EDIT: I made the finals! Thanks so much!!!

Show us some boobies.

Happyclam wrote:Show us some boobies.

but not blackies.

vespasian wrote:

Happyclam wrote:Show us some boobies.

but not blackies.

I am not a cheap hussy!

Blackferne wrote:

vespasian wrote:

Happyclam wrote:Show us some boobies.

but not blackies.

I am not a cheap hussy!

Like someone would actually pay you.

Happyclam wrote:Show us some boobies.

You know you were asking for it.

Those are some hawt boobies...

Kitoshi wrote:Those are some hawt boobies...

You are a married man now, so that's probably the best boobage you've got acess too....besides your own, naturally.

I'd love to motorboat them puppies.

Vespasian wrote:

Kitoshi wrote:Those are some hawt boobies...

You are a married man now, so that's probably the best boobage you've got acess too....besides your own, naturally.

Why is it that people constantly pretend that I'm a man?

Rosa, I took vesp saying you were frigid towards kit, not necessarily a man. He could have also been implying you are flat chested. I don't know how vesp's mind works, nor do I wish to know.

Roza wrote:

Vespasian wrote:

Kitoshi wrote:Those are some hawt boobies...

You are a married man now, so that's probably the best boobage you've got acess too....besides your own, naturally.

Why is it that people constantly pretend that I'm a man?

Because Kit's a little girl and we like to pretend that you aren't having sexy sexy lesbian nookie with him because we can't handle the truth.

Furiel wrote:

Roza wrote:

Vespasian wrote:

Kitoshi wrote:Those are some hawt boobies...

You are a married man now, so that's probably the best boobage you've got acess too....besides your own, naturally.

Why is it that people constantly pretend that I'm a man?

Because Kit's a little girl and we like to pretend that you aren't having sexy sexy lesbian nookie with him because we can't handle the truth.

Blackferne wrote:Rosa, I took vesp saying you were frigid towards kit since you are now married to him.

Blackferne wrote:I don't know how vesp's mind works, nor do I wish to know.

I've met both of them and can confirm that Roza is, indeed, /not/ flat chested and that Kit does look like a little girl.

Happyclam wrote:I've met both of them and can confirm that Roza is, indeed, /not/ flat chested and that Kit does look like a little girl.

So let's just throw all the theories together and say that Roza is a lesbian married to Kit (who is a little girl), and because they are married Roza is frigid towards Kit.

Anyone object to this description of reality?

Blackferne wrote:

Happyclam wrote:I've met both of them and can confirm that Roza is, indeed, /not/ flat chested and that Kit does look like a little girl.

So let's just throw all the theories together and say that Roza is a lesbian married to Kit (who is a little girl), and because they are married Roza is frigid towards Kit.

Anyone object to this description of reality?

I throw in the towel.

Awesome. We are a progressive guild! We have a lesbian couple!

Blackferne wrote:Awesome. We are a progressive guild! We have a lesbian couple!

Seeing as in CA today Prop H8 was thrown out by the most awesomest activist judge ever, i would invite said Lesbian couple here to and perhaps and now even get married.

Reese, happy.

Blackferne wrote:Awesome. We are a progressive guild! We have a lesbian couple!

At least in this version of reality they can't breed.

Sir Psyko wrote:

Blackferne wrote:Awesome. We are a progressive guild! We have a lesbian couple!

At least in this version of reality they can't breed.

Oh, we're scientists. We'll find a way...

One day we'll spawn an army of minions and our brood will conquer the Earth.
Fear us Mortals...

Kitoshi wrote:Oh, we're scientists. We'll find a way...

One day we'll spawn an army of minions and our brood will conquer the Earth.
Fear us Mortals...

Oooooooooo I shaking in my baby seal skin boots...

Shameless, friendly reminder.

I knew there was something I was forgetting to do today.