ATTN: Fynn

[Blackferne]

Since you said don't be that guy, I'm not being that guy. I've got a Dr appointment this afternoon JUST TO BE SAFE.

[Furiel]

Don't forget to bleed out in his office...

[Fynn]

THANK YOU!!! I apologize if this sounds a little fruit-tastic, but I've been hoping you would! It sounded like Jess was all over you (not in the good way), so I wasn't necessarily concerned. I just thought it was a really good idea. Let me/us know how it goes, please!

Good decision, man

[TimmySchneeks]

Nice work Fyyn, taking the healer/tank dynamic to the next level!

[Fynn]

Nice work Fyyn, taking the healer/tank dynamic to the next level!

Hahaha!

[Skiggity]

[Happyclam]

What? Was his testicle swollen or something?

[Blackferne]

Yesterday my car was tboned. I've had some light soreness in my neck and a headache all day. But what really has me worried is the difficulty focusing(not sure if mental fog or still shook up). So I figured i'd check it out.

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[Fynn]

Obvious choice would be a mild concussion...but I'm more inclined to believe its herpes.

Seriously, though, good call getting checked!

[Furiel]

What? Was his testicle swollen or something?

In order for him to get that checked he'd have to get them from Jess's purse first...

[Blackferne]

Doctor did a series of checks and simple tests. She said if I had a concussion it is really mild. I was embarrassed when she had me count down from 100 by 7s. I did it pretty fast and always got the 1s digit spot right,but managed to skip the 70s entirely. Oh well.

[Skiggity]

Plenty of folks have trouble remembering the 70s.

[Vespasian]

Yesterday my car was tboned. I've had some light soreness in my neck and a headache all day. But what really has me worried is the difficulty focusing(not sure if mental fog or still shook up). So I figured i'd check it out.

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I have a feeling that's some sort of sexual description of Jess doing something to you with a strap on, but thankfully my mind isn't letting me visualize it.

[Fynn]

Doctor did a series of checks and simple tests. She said if I had a concussion it is really mild. I was embarrassed when she had me count down from 100 by 7s. I did it pretty fast and always got the 1s digit spot right,but managed to skip the 70s entirely. Oh well.

Great news! Get some rest, and thanks for the update.

I have a feeling that's some sort of sexual description of Jess doing something to you with a strap on, but thankfully my mind isn't letting me visualize it.

You may want to go get checked too. There is definitely something loose!

[Blackferne]

Furiel the concerned:

Furiel: how's the head today? any better?
Sent at 3:02 PM on Friday
Bleackferne: yeah
managing with advil
Sent at 3:18 PM on Friday
Furiel: good, but I just want ot be sure your head is ok so I'm gonig to do a couple tests with you
how many fingers am I holding up?
Blackferne: you are holding up the middle finger of each hand with the thunbs flickering up and down in a "fuck you I got two pistols" type gesture
Furiel: very good
you pass

[TimmySchneeks]

"fuck you I got two pistols" type gesture

I would pay many thousands of cartel coins for this gesture.

[Fynn]

"fuck you I got two pistols" type gesture

I would pay many thousands of cartel coins for this gesture.

I guarantee there would be a line!

[Happyclam]

So Dr. Fynn,

After some...uhh...fun time with Furiel, my pee is yellow and it hurts with a slight burning sensation at the tip. What should I do?

[Furiel]

So Dr. Fynn,

After some...uhh...fun time with Furiel, my pee is yellow and it hurts with a slight burning sensation at the tip. What should I do?

I'd say cut it off and sell it for medical research. You're married it's not like you use it anyway.