Ahoy Matey's!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:51 pm
It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, I expact everyone t' be puttin' on their best pirate speech. Enjoy me buckos!"
Seriously, everything sounds better in pirate:
"I be goin' t' screw yer goat an' then ride off into th' sunset on th' aft o' yer buxom beauty."
That's pure gold!